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"Yeah, you were right, it was a great way to see the game, but the referee has spotted us: We'd better go..."

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"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

Exploding Dalmatian

Blues musicians who never found their audience

"Follow the yellow brick sinkhooole. . ."

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'

'Son, that was just a white lie to get you to come with me ... They don't really hand out 3-D glasses at the ballpark.'

'This guy figures to be on his bicycle all night.'

'It does sort of look like a bone, doesn't it?'

VOTE HERE, 14TH PRECINCT, 'ABANDON HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE.'

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

'I appreciate your concern for the natino's infrastructure, and I assure you we're doing everything we can.'

Flower Seller.

No. 6 Train Graffiti Gets Personal

"I started out on the ground floor of this company many years ago, but my path took me in a different direction from everyone else!"

'Yeah yeah... we know they play in pain. I Live in pain.'

"I miss complaining about the subway."