Underground Spectator Gifts

"Yeah, you were right, it was a great way to see the game, but the referee has spotted us: We'd better go..."

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"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

Blues musicians who never found their audience

"Follow the yellow brick sinkhooole. . ."

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

Exploding Dalmatian

Rose Bowl Lawsuit

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'

'Son, that was just a white lie to get you to come with me ... They don't really hand out 3-D glasses at the ballpark.'

'This guy figures to be on his bicycle all night.'

VOTE HERE, 14TH PRECINCT, 'ABANDON HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE.'

'It does sort of look like a bone, doesn't it?'

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

'I appreciate your concern for the natino's infrastructure, and I assure you we're doing everything we can.'

Flower Seller.

"I started out on the ground floor of this company many years ago, but my path took me in a different direction from everyone else!"

"I miss complaining about the subway."

“I’ve got all the first-name key chains they don’t put on the rack.”