Sinkhole Spectator Gifts

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

"Follow the yellow brick sinkhooole. . ."

"I AM at my usual position."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Sunset

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

Octopus in the bleachers.

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

Winter Olympics

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

Euros 2016

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

Exploding Dalmatian

My first rodeo

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

'This is where his experience begins to pay off.'

'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'