Undercover Smoker Gifts

Searching for a clever gift for your undercover smoker friend or family member? Our collection features humorous and discreet items that celebrate their smokey secret, making it a fun and thoughtful surprise for anyone who enjoys the occasional smoke in style.

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Smoking club for dads who lie to their kids about not smoking

Smoking club for dads who lie to their kids about not smoking mockup

Smoking club for dads who lie to their kids about not smoking

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Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment. mockup

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

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"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!" mockup

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

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'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!' mockup

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

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'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.' mockup

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

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'I always come outside for a smoke.' mockup

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

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'They come down here to smoke.'

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"Any pain relief with the cannabis?" mockup

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

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'Hey man that's a gas!'

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Undercover Agent

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"It's the kids! Quick! Stash the cigs!" mockup

"It's the kids! Quick! Stash the cigs!"

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"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape." mockup

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

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'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.' mockup

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'

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I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up.... mockup

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

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'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.' mockup

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

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'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.' mockup

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

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"I'm thinking of giving up social media. . . shouldn't be too difficult, I did quit smoking in the noughties."

"I'm thinking of giving up social media. . . shouldn't be too difficult, I did quit smoking in the noughties." mockup

"I'm thinking of giving up social media. . . shouldn't be too difficult, I did quit smoking in the noughties."

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Lady with facemask smoking

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Drugs and Rock & Roll

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'Let me get this straight. Your nicotine patch back fired on you?'

'Let me get this straight. Your nicotine patch back fired on you?' mockup

'Let me get this straight. Your nicotine patch back fired on you?'

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Vicar blowing smoke halo.

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Don't you puff your vape at me

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'I didn't know they sold e-snuff too...'

'I didn't know they sold e-snuff too...' mockup

'I didn't know they sold e-snuff too...'

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A place to smoke.

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101 uses of a dead cat: pipe tamper. mockup

101 uses of a dead cat: pipe tamper.

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'Not only do you need to quit smoking, but you need to quit doing it like THAT!' a guy is drawing off of cigarrette through his nostril.

'Not only do you need to quit smoking, but you need to quit doing it like THAT!' a guy is drawing off of cigarrette through his nostril. mockup

'Not only do you need to quit smoking, but you need to quit doing it like THAT!' a guy is drawing off of cigarrette through his nostril.

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'Mom! Grandma is sneaking a smoke again!'

'Mom! Grandma is sneaking a smoke again!' mockup

'Mom! Grandma is sneaking a smoke again!'

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Passive Aggressive

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Smoking as a time bomb.

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Designated Smoking Area

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"Awww. He's not going to jump. He's just smoking."

"Awww. He's not going to jump. He's just smoking." mockup

"Awww. He's not going to jump. He's just smoking."

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"A dying breed since the introduction of those electronic cigarettes."

"A dying breed since the introduction of those electronic cigarettes." mockup

"A dying breed since the introduction of those electronic cigarettes."

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"Here out West there are so many incredible places to smoke."

"Here out West there are so many incredible places to smoke." mockup

"Here out West there are so many incredible places to smoke."

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'Talk about tough — he uses Surgeon-General's warning labels to roll his own.'

'Talk about tough — he uses Surgeon-General's warning labels to roll his own.' mockup

'Talk about tough — he uses Surgeon-General's warning labels to roll his own.'

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"'Grandad, why do you smoke?' Grandad coughs, and answers, 'I find it relaxing.'"

"'Grandad, why do you smoke?' Grandad coughs, and answers, 'I find it relaxing.'" mockup

"'Grandad, why do you smoke?' Grandad coughs, and answers, 'I find it relaxing.'"

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Undercover Smoker Gifts Collection

Undercover Smoker Mugs

Explore our range of mugs perfect for the undercover smoker. Clever, humorous designs make these mugs a fun addition to their secret routine.

Undercover Smoker Pillows

Discover pillows with fun, discreet designs for the undercover smoker. Perfect for adding humor and personality to any room.

Undercover Smoker Prints

Browse our prints for the undercover smoker, featuring creative and humorous artwork that makes a subtle statement in any space.

Undercover Smoker T-Shirts

Check out our collection of t-shirts for the undercover smoker. Witty, playful concepts that make a great gift for those who enjoy their secret smokes in style.