Underappreciated Worker Gifts

Cinderella mopping up

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Salaries Manager. No.'

The role of administration.

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

Sold It All.

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

"I paid the union dues for decades but my boss always treated me fair and with respect! I'm going to sue the company for damages!"

'Your wife called to remind you that she still exists.'

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

Two Soldiers and a Navvy.

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

Worker Bees bring in a union negotiator.

Right to work legislation strangles the unions.

Quit Hogging the Job

'Wait for me!'

Strike Accessory #118: The Picket Sign/Umbrella Combo.

"And this is the Ward where you'll be working."

"Whoa, don't hand me my pay cheque. I'm allergic to peanuts!"

'Why Mr. Root, I had no idea you were not happy with your work here at crisis services!'

"If you call in sick, a portion of your pay will be deducted to pay your temp."

"All right, get out there and mingle with the pickets and find out what they're saying about me."

"Baldo, you deserve this raise. But please don't tell anybody what I'm paying you."

"I secretly put decaf in my office coffeemaker so all of my coworkers work at my speed.'

'Sorry. . . no jobs for lo-technicians.'

"We never have any money! Just my luck to marry a window washer."

"This isn't going to help our low wage trap a bit."

"There's a new push to abandon NAFTA, the scourge of America's middle class!"

'I stood up to be counted today, and they told me to take a number.'

Santa's days off.