Underpaid Hero Gifts

"Baldo, you deserve this raise. But please don't tell anybody what I'm paying you."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'If he has a pulse, hire him!'

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

Cinderella mopping up

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

"Of course, we can't pay you. But just think of all the exposure you'll be getting!"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"I was desperate, dear. I had to find a way to teach and do all my required publishing."

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

"Look, I got a good grade because I worked hard. It's like riding a bike...stay in your seat, keep moving forward and you'll reach your goal. Unless you hit a lipstick case dropped in the middle of the road."

One Man Band

Two Soldiers and a Navvy.

'You heard! There's no way I'm cooking for you!'

Nurse Feels Guilty Working So Many Hours When So Many Are Unemployed

'My secret of time management? I never take anyone off 'hold'.'

"If you're really disciplined, you can get through all the paperwork in a 50 hour week..."

"Another company thinks I might like to keep receiving their emails!"

"You monster!"

'Er Alf what do you know Margaret Thatcher has died!'

Two men and dogs hang outside a truck.

"It's only Wednesday, Fenton."