Salary Struggle Hero Gifts

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Running Latte

'If he has a pulse, hire him!'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Minimum wage.

The Workaholics Building

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

"Of course, we can't pay you. But just think of all the exposure you'll be getting!"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Executive Lifestyle

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

'I knew my salary wasn't high enough until I felt deep abiding shame.'

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

"Frankly, we're just keeping out heads above water."

Two Soldiers and a Navvy.

"Another company thinks I might like to keep receiving their emails!"

Two men and dogs hang outside a truck.

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"I'm an entrepreneur."

'Now, now doctor. This won't hurt a bit.'

'Er Alf what do you know Margaret Thatcher has died!'

'... Yes, but when we said we were looking for 'hungry applicants', we meant hungry for success.'

"Baldo, you deserve this raise. But please don't tell anybody what I'm paying you."

'Be careful where you step. My dad says he has a lot of blood, sweat and tears in this ranch.'

The coward's way out.

'What's your threshold of pain when it comes to salary and benefits?'

"I work twelve hours a day to make ends meat...but then I'm way too knackered to cook it!"

"It may look like I'm a pushover but I'm not. It's all part of the healthy negotiation experience. Hicks won't be getting that raise today."

"Do you ever feel like you're just here for the paycheck?"

Oilfield worker eating fancy sundae from lunchbox.

Curate tells two miners that he hopes to see them on Sunday. They reply that he is welcome to come fighting with them if he likes.