Under-bed Enthusiast Gifts

'It's thundering, dad. Can I get under the bed with you?'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Fish snorkling above water.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Underweird bras."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

Happy Brithday

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

clown fish

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'We'll take it!'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

Boxers vs. Briefs

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

Dry Cleaning

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"What's that clicking sound?"

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

"Yep! - Your boiler's definitely on the blink..."