Under-bed Adventurer Gifts

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Going Down?

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Guide fish.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Octopus on Keys.

Airplane Fish

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Octopus holding a balloon with the number eight

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

Scuba diver in shark's water cooler.

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

"This guilt complex is killing me!"