Under-bed Adventurer Mugs

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Going Down?

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Guide fish.

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

Octopus on Keys.

Airplane Fish

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

Octopus holding a balloon with the number eight

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

Scuba diver in shark's water cooler.

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

"Now they're saying shiny things attached to hooks are bad for you."

"The ultrasound showed it wasn't a pearl, but I am pregnant."