Bunk Bed Adventurer Mugs

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Travelogue

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

Saguaro Cacti.

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

Skier.

Houdini's infancy.

Reading room

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

Bed or breakfast.

"Oh, how precious! She's texting in her sleep."

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch your slippers?"

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

"What do you mean you're staying in with a good book?"