Unconditional Love Gifts

"I needed someone in my life who would love me unconditionally, so I got a dog."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

"You've reached Randy, the dating doctor. What ails you?"

"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

Snub Marine

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

"Mommy you're perfect!"

"Take a parable."

'Recently my wife and I have had a row of these down the middle of the bed!'

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

Adan and Eve.

Dating Do's and Don'ts

'When Jack became immortal, something went out of our marriage.'

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

'Will this take long? I'm late for a very important date.'

Tunnel of love. Passage of time.

"Till death do us part. Right, Greg?"

The Six Blind Men and the...Six Other Blind Men

"You might want to review the chapter on unconditional love."

"I've always wanted to have sex with you, Tom."

'Um... no. I don't think so.'

Reshape your world. . . the affirmation of one's own life, happiness, growth, freedom, is rooted in one's capacity to love.