Uncertainty Philosopher Pillows

Add a touch of thoughtful humor to your space with pillows that celebrate the intriguing world of uncertainty philosophy—comfort and contemplation in one.

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'This is working fine now, but we really should have a backup plan.'

'This is working fine now, but we really should have a backup plan.' mockup

'This is working fine now, but we really should have a backup plan.'

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"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!" mockup

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

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"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up." mockup

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

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Catastrophe Risk Insurance

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'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.' mockup

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

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"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!" mockup

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

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'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.' mockup

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

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Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so mockup

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

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"I refuse to go down with the ship." mockup

"I refuse to go down with the ship."

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"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?" mockup

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

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Everything looks better through rose-tinted glasses.

Everything looks better through rose-tinted glasses. mockup

Everything looks better through rose-tinted glasses.

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"First me stock split, then my wife ran away with my broker, then my driverless car drove off without me..."

"First me stock split, then my wife ran away with my broker, then my driverless car drove off without me..." mockup

"First me stock split, then my wife ran away with my broker, then my driverless car drove off without me..."

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"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?" mockup

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

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"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "

"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' " mockup

"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "

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'Oh, I'm unemployed -- but it's not as exciting as it sounds.'

'Oh, I'm unemployed -- but it's not as exciting as it sounds.' mockup

'Oh, I'm unemployed -- but it's not as exciting as it sounds.'

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'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.' mockup

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

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"Hey, it's good news!!"

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'What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to certain about everything these days.'

'What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to certain about everything these days.' mockup

'What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to certain about everything these days.'

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Men discussing thier weight

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'On the bright side I can finally understand what your saying.'

'On the bright side I can finally understand what your saying.' mockup

'On the bright side I can finally understand what your saying.'

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"Lighten up, pal, it's only a spider!" mockup

"Lighten up, pal, it's only a spider!"

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'Your years of smoking like a chimney have taken their toll.'

'Your years of smoking like a chimney have taken their toll.' mockup

'Your years of smoking like a chimney have taken their toll.'

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'I like obesity in a woman, Priscilla.' mockup

'I like obesity in a woman, Priscilla.'

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"Well, it's a change of scenery." mockup

"Well, it's a change of scenery."

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"Don't worry! Remember that God never gives you more than you can handle."

"Don't worry! Remember that God never gives you more than you can handle." mockup

"Don't worry! Remember that God never gives you more than you can handle."

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"....bird flu? No, I want something against the fear epidemic!"

"....bird flu? No, I want something against the fear epidemic!" mockup

"....bird flu? No, I want something against the fear epidemic!"

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'Bob, give it up. It's just crazy pipe dreams.'

'Bob, give it up. It's just crazy pipe dreams.' mockup

'Bob, give it up. It's just crazy pipe dreams.'

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'I like your 'glass-half-full' philosophy but not when it's a pint pot using a single malt whisky!'

'I like your 'glass-half-full' philosophy but not when it's a pint pot using a single malt whisky!' mockup

'I like your 'glass-half-full' philosophy but not when it's a pint pot using a single malt whisky!'

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'Ha! I see a massive grey blanket too.' mockup

'Ha! I see a massive grey blanket too.'

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Covid Timer

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"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery."

"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery." mockup

"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery."

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Vanishing Point - 4 Miles.

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Uncertainty Philosopher Pillows Collection

Uncertainty Philosopher Mugs

Explore our range of mugs that celebrate uncertainty and philosophical curiosity—perfect for sparking conversations over your favorite beverage.

Uncertainty Philosopher Prints

Browse prints that showcase the paradoxes and questions of uncertainty philosophy—ideal for adding thoughtful decor to your home or office.

Uncertainty Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that blend humor and philosophy—great for thinkers who enjoy a witty take on life's greatest uncertainties.