Uncertainty Philosopher Prints

'This is working fine now, but we really should have a backup plan.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

"I refuse to go down with the ship."

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

Everything looks better through rose-tinted glasses.

"First me stock split, then my wife ran away with my broker, then my driverless car drove off without me..."

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "

'Oh, I'm unemployed -- but it's not as exciting as it sounds.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

"Hey, it's good news!!"

'What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to certain about everything these days.'

Men discussing thier weight

'On the bright side I can finally understand what your saying.'

"Lighten up, pal, it's only a spider!"

'Your years of smoking like a chimney have taken their toll.'

'I like obesity in a woman, Priscilla.'

"Well, it's a change of scenery."

"Don't worry! Remember that God never gives you more than you can handle."

"....bird flu? No, I want something against the fear epidemic!"

'Bob, give it up. It's just crazy pipe dreams.'

'I like your 'glass-half-full' philosophy but not when it's a pint pot using a single malt whisky!'

'Ha! I see a massive grey blanket too.'

Covid Timer

"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery."

Vanishing Point - 4 Miles.