Uncertainty Guru Pillows

Add a playful touch to the uncertainty guru’s space with a pillow that cheerfully embraces chaos and unpredictability, making their favorite resting spot even more inviting.

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Catastrophe Risk Insurance

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'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!' mockup

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

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Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies. mockup

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

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Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you. mockup

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

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"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass." mockup

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

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"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan." mockup

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

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Jack of all trades

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'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.' mockup

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

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'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.' mockup

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

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'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.' mockup

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

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The president's men

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'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?' mockup

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

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"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes." mockup

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

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'Progress of a bookshelf'

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"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation." mockup

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

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'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?' mockup

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

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'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.' mockup

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

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GAS PRICES AT PUMP

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'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.' mockup

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

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"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon." mockup

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

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'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!' mockup

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

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"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers." mockup

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

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The best financial decision I ever made.

The best financial decision I ever made. mockup

The best financial decision I ever made.

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Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in! mockup

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

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Will work for ETFs

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The economy.

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'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.' mockup

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

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'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.' mockup

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

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'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.' mockup

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

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"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?" mockup

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

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E.U. Banking Union.

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"Invest in technology."

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"We need to change, but WHEN?"

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'We're living in a round hole economy.' mockup

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

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Uncertainty Guru Pillows Collection

Uncertainty Guru Mugs

Explore our mugs collection that celebrates uncertainty with humorous and inspiring designs perfect for the unpredictable spirit.

Uncertainty Guru Prints

Browse prints that beautifully reflect the unpredictable and adventurous attitude of the uncertainty enthusiast.

Uncertainty Guru T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that capture the essence of embracing life's surprises—funny and stylish options for the uncertainty guru.