Umlaut Aficionado Gifts

Niche candidate compaigning with signs show issues such as 'ban football metaphors in annual reports.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Back to school.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Algorithm 'n' Blues

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Mohamed Salah

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

UFO Shelter

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Robert Johnson.

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Br... No Exit

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Slim, a blues guitarist, was taking his meds again.

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"I'm sorry, I just don't feel like singing the blues today."

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

Man playing bum-note.