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Niche candidate compaigning with signs show issues such as 'ban football metaphors in annual reports.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

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OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Slim, a blues guitarist, was taking his meds again.

Br... No Exit

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

"I'm sorry, I just don't feel like singing the blues today."

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

Man playing bum-note.

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'