Ultra-light Tackle User Gifts

'Edgar hooked a thirty-pound king salmon on his ultra-light. He goes for counselling tomorrow.'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Football.

Before instant replay.

"You know very well what fish!"

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

Menace.

'Quick! Play dead!'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

"Just the bait, please."

For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.

The Game Man: And Trying Imitations which look nothing like the real ones.

Fishing Term: Terminal Tackle

He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.

"Problem is you can't hold yer liquor."

'You're in luck,this is the last jumbo spool of fishing line we got.'

Fishing Terms: Miller's Thumb

Fisherman arriving home, "Is it something I said?"

'First time using a baitcaster?'

The Sea Angler: When after really big fish, the line must be strong enough to avoid breakages.