Uk Resident Pillows

Wet outside.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'Four years of medical school and three years of residency, and you come bothering me with the sniffles?'

Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.

The Brexcalibur

"We'll be seeing appalling shorts throughout the country and scattered outbreaks of ill-advised vests ..."

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

Brexit Deadline

Rural Life - Man woken by a cockerel

All British Space Mission

Emphasis on broadcasters not knowing regions "..correspondent in the welsh capital, Glasgow.."

Go Britain!

Alex Salmond: Bannockburn.

"I know you're new to the job, Ms. Jones, but the correct term is 'stat'... not 'move your ass'!"

Buckingham Palace

'I'm not keen on getting any more apps, but I just had to have this one - it takes my unusually neat handwriting and digitally converts it to sloppy doctor writing.'

The Eurotunnel is bricked up

Cornwall

"Don't worry - I'm a doctor, can you tell me where you're bleeding from?"

'How very Blackheath!'

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'

'Have you considered having double glacier installed?'

'Ok, interns, this elderly female presents with symptoms stemming from drosophila ingestion. Thoughts? Prognosis?'

'Your test results are in, Mr. Znarfendorg, and you seem to have Znarfendorg's syndrome.'

'When they said more people were holiday at home I think they meant in the UK.'

"I tell you what. If this country votes to remain in the E.U. I'll pack up and move to Spain... if I'm still allowed to."

"On the lighter side, here's Muffin with a piece of string."

British Summertime Begins.

Great Britain

'Twelve years if college, medical school, internship and residency and it never occured to me that I'd have to work the night shift.'