"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"
Urban Resident Pillows
Add a touch of city-inspired creativity to their home with pillows featuring vibrant, urban-themed designs—perfect for cozying up after a day in the city.
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."
Ancient Landmarks of New York City
"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"
"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."
"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."
Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.
Wifi in Hell
No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors
"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."
"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"
"Did you remember to take the trash in?"
No Immediate Danger
'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'
'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'
"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."
A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.
Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.
A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.
"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."
Packed like sardines
Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.
"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"
Is Driving Doomed?
Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.
'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'
"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"
"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."
"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"
“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”
"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."
Urban Resident Pillows Collection
Urban Resident Mugs
Discover more mugs featuring creative urban designs—perfect for brightening up their morning routine.
Urban Resident Prints
Browse our collection of stylish city prints—great for decorating their home or office with city-inspired art.
Urban Resident T-Shirts
Explore our t-shirt collection with clever city-inspired graphics—ideal for expressing their urban pride.