Urban Refugee Pillows

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Commutobile

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Upper West Side Story

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Streetcar in New Orleans

"Thank you."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Scat!"

Building in the countryside

Auld Gang Sign

'I can't get John to do a thing to the garden!'

"Can you give me some you haven't chewed on already."

"Ever seen anything like it? No high rise condos to obstruct the view, no acres of parking lots, no traffic. What a waste."