Urban Refugee Pillows

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Commutobile

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Upper West Side Story

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Thank you."

Streetcar in New Orleans

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Scat!"

Building in the countryside

"...A meaningful epiphany or just a line from some dumb TV commercial?"

"Can you give me some you haven't chewed on already."

An ellipsis in the sky

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."