Minnesota Resident Pillows

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

'Life is great' down on the farm.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

New Planning Body in beauty spot - 'Nice spot for our HQ...'

"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."

'Four years of medical school and three years of residency, and you come bothering me with the sniffles?'

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

Minnesota Weather.

Wet outside.

"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

Scarecrow.

"I said, can you hear me now...?!"

A preacher of open-source software.

Science and Nature.

Minnesota State Fair.

Minnesota is the Healthiest State in our Country.

Rural Life - Man woken by a cockerel

Two mice teasing a computer mouse for being different.

"I know you're new to the job, Ms. Jones, but the correct term is 'stat'... not 'move your ass'!"

"I'm going to feed the snakes!"

"The buck stops here."

'I'm not keen on getting any more apps, but I just had to have this one - it takes my unusually neat handwriting and digitally converts it to sloppy doctor writing.'

Midnight in Minnesota

Yesterday of Minnesota.