Minnesota Resident Pillows

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

'Life is great' down on the farm.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

New Planning Body in beauty spot - 'Nice spot for our HQ...'

'Four years of medical school and three years of residency, and you come bothering me with the sniffles?'

"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

Scarecrow.

Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans!

Wet outside.

Minnesota Weather.

"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

"I said, can you hear me now...?!"

Who needs an iPod, ah?

A preacher of open-source software.

Minnesota is the Healthiest State in our Country.

Minnesota State Fair.

Science and Nature.

Rural Life - Man woken by a cockerel

"I know you're new to the job, Ms. Jones, but the correct term is 'stat'... not 'move your ass'!"

Two mice teasing a computer mouse for being different.

'She asked at what rate is farmland disappearing, and I put a wash load a day. What's wrong with that?'

"The buck stops here."

Midnight in Minnesota

Yesterday of Minnesota.