British Citizen Abroad Pillows

"I tell you what. If this country votes to remain in the E.U. I'll pack up and move to Spain... if I'm still allowed to."

Barristers

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Time for Tea!

Vaccination Passport

Nobody Upstages Trump!

Airport

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Technological Dependence.

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"My farewell gift!"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

The Oxford Comma Coin

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

The Airport.

Spell Cheque

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Brexit 2016

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

Nigel Farage Eats the EU

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

"So where's the truck park?"

Voting in the UK

"You do not have a QR-Code."

When push comes to Gove...

On today's Ask Sadie Radio Hour, we discuss one topic: the constant flirtation with fleeing to Canada. Canada has universal health insurance, far fewer killings, much less bigotry, more social mobility, better schools, less obesity, 50 weeks maternity leave, blah blah blah. But that means nothing, because you know what they don't have? Panicky media telling you who to blame for the sky falling! We'll be back, after this message from Depends Undergarments.