Uk Football Fan Gifts

'I thought the government had abolished blood sports.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Punt Cake

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Bears

"Uptight End"

Mohamed Salah

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Egyptian Football

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

Archaeologists discover a football

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Now what?!'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

Spot the fur ball.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'Touchdown!'

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Referee cop.

A well-known poet lives on this street. Building Supplies. I just need one. She authored a prize-winning screenplay. That offensive lineman is a novelist. My journalist friend is rejecting calls from my number. It's frustrating. I just can't escape writer's block.