Ufoologist Pillows

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Hair Crop Circle

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Alien Assumption

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

dog vs UFO...

"Take me to your mechanic."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

How life on Earth really got its start.

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

Elevator Music

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

How Glaciations Begin

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'