Ufo Ridiculer Gifts

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Assumption

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

Anywhere but here

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

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'I wonder how this is going to affect the market?'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"Word has it Earthlings have been using some of our people for cruel scientific experiments."

Cosmonaughty

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Stop whining - you know he called shotgun first.

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

Man reads note left by wife; 'I've been abducted by aliens. Your dinner is on the planet Zygon 4.'

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

'To be quite honest, this isn't what I expected from an alien abduction.'

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."