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'Right, I'm off for a swim!'

Piranhaclaus

"She's just being Koi."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Shark infested custard!

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Fresh fish

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'I love all of your brothers and sisters, but you're my favorite.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

Discovery.

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

'You give really great cuddles mummy!'

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

Ok, I know a sarcastic slow clap when I hear one.

"You just had to swipe at that fish."

'What a cool screen saver!'

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

'It's done wonders for my self-esteem.'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

"Maybe we’ll get back together one day."