Uber Eats Aficionado Gifts

Omara Portuondo

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

Devilled Eggs

'Hors-D'oeuvre, Madam?'

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"Leftovers"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

Elf Entrepreneur - Rudolph Burgers.

"We went with the burger dog instead of the weiner dog."

The four major food groups.

'If we didn't live so long we wouldn't eat so much!'

I'll have a hamburger.

"That's not the sort of Elvis impersonator I had in mind. . .!"

"He loves me!"

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'