Quirky Eats Admirer Gifts

'How about a drink?' 'You've got gravy.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

New York Scatological Society

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Giant Sale!

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

Is it too late to substitute a bee in my coffee for a fly in my soup?

'You're pushing food round your plate.' 'No, it's moving on its own.'

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

'My husband eats like a bird - Do you have regurgitated insects?'

"Mom says I should eat differnt colored foods. I'll have a pizza with jelly beans."

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

"There are 12,000 species of ants... and you prefer worms?"

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

A mad scientist.

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

Frankie and Johnny were lovers...

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"I'll have the pork in cider...easy on the pork"