U2 Fan Pillows

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Cristiano Ronaldo

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

David Bowie

Frankie and Annette.

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"No, I said I love U2."

Bravo!

Go Britain!

"And the endorsement deals I get for kid's merchandise is cra-azy!"

'Do you have anything for Restless Tail Syndrome?'

Unicorn with a drooping horn.

"Thanks for helping me to put my costume together. I know we had no idea where to start but we did eventually put ' tu and tu' together."

Penquin with sign: All dressed-up and nowhere to go.

Tosca's leap

"I dunno...all these boy bands look alike to me!"

"...You'll never believe who shared a prison cell with my dad!"

Sharpless and Pinkerton, Madam Butterfly

Yamadori from Madam Butterfly

"All I'm saying is the ark would have been a lot more fun if we had brought dates."

Dad's CD: THE CLASH. Daugher's CD: WESTLIFE. She says: 'That's not music, it's just noise. Why don't you play something with a tune?'