Youtuba Fan Pillows

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Mikado

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

We're With Stupid

Bleh! What's up, little man? I can't figure out how to start my essay on integrity and honesty. Oh yeah. I once wrote one of those. Excellent. Can I use yours? Honestly?

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

"And they all lived happily ever after? Boy, that's not the version I found on YouTube!"

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

Extreme kites!

"I've decided to have a kid."

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

The Grim Rapper

'Music hath charms,' &c.

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Guess what else I found on Youtube, Randy? Evidence Vladimir Putin is an immortal. There are two photos of soldiers who look exactly like Putin, taken in 1941 and way back in 1920. Exactly like him. Could be they're related. The notion of genetics is a huge conspiracy by the immortals. I found that out on Youtube.

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

"He calls himself 'The Hedge!'"

Me... And My... Shadow...

'Your puppet is suing you for harassment.'

"If you like what I had to say, be sure to go online and buy some of my merch."

'Forget Normal infections, it's so last year! I put some crazy stuff on youtube and instantly, it went absolutely viral!'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

I'm tired of being an alt-right internet superstar. It's way too much work now that I've got 48,000 subscribers to my Youtube channel. Since when do you have 48,000 subscribers? Since my debut video detailed how indigenous people from Foreignvania faked the moon landing by using teddy bears and special effects. I developed a unique following that's part racist, part conspiracy-enthusiast, part Photoshop user, and part Care Bear fanatic. Yeah ... I'm tired just listening to that. It's getting tou

The Marie Kondo landfill