U2 Admirer Pillows

"No, I said I love U2."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Love is in the air...

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Police Cow!

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"No, son. Let him finish."

Red hot little combo

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

James Joyce

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

Yoghurt man

'I'll have the peeking duck.'

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

'Love is a Drug'.

'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"He calls himself 'The Hedge!'"

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'How much is that yuppy in the window?'

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

Street signs in Motown.

"You still use too much yeast in your bread!"

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

Mike Rutherford

WPC

'It gives the entire breed a bad name.'

Sid & Nancy

True Love Will Never Die. Happy Valentine's Day!