Tutu Admirer Pillows

Pink ballerina

Love a Mutt

Love is in the air...

Odette from Swan Lake

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"We haven't danced in ages."

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

Tortoises breakdancing

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Tiger

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Euphemistic.

'Love is a Drug'.

'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'

'You got a search warrant?'

"Luckily, my insurance covers roadside assistance."

'Sorry I'm late. I woke up on my back, and you know how turtles are.'

"Looks like she's not home."

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

'You seem a bit withdrawn lately.'

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

Let me guess...you peed on your homework again!

"No, I said I love U2."

True Love Will Never Die. Happy Valentine's Day!

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

I wanna find out about your let to buy options!

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

Inspected by Inspector #12