Tutu Admirer Pillows

Today is "twosday": Tuesday 2-22-22! To celebrate, this twosome presents "twotoonsday"! Two toothless toucans in tutus. Two twenty-two twenty-two times two ... too!

Pink ballerina

Love a Mutt

Love is in the air...

Odette from Swan Lake

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"We haven't danced in ages."

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

Tortoises breakdancing

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Tiger

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'

Euphemistic.

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

'Love is a Drug'.

'You got a search warrant?'

"Luckily, my insurance covers roadside assistance."

'Sorry I'm late. I woke up on my back, and you know how turtles are.'

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

"Looks like she's not home."

Naomi Osaka

'You seem a bit withdrawn lately.'

I can't decide if this is a self-improvement project or a home improvement project.

Let me guess...you peed on your homework again!

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

"No, I said I love U2."

Turtle Haze

True Love Will Never Die. Happy Valentine's Day!

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

I wanna find out about your let to buy options!