U2 Fan T-Shirts

'This must be where the streets have no name.'

"He calls himself 'The Hedge!'"

A U2 band member fell of the stage during their recent concert in Vancouver.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Cristiano Ronaldo

Pokemon Get Lost

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"And they all lived happily ever after? Boy, that's not the version I found on YouTube!"

Med School Mascots.

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

Frankie and Annette.

David Bowie

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"No, I said I love U2."

Bravo!

Go Britain!

"And the endorsement deals I get for kid's merchandise is cra-azy!"

'Do you have anything for Restless Tail Syndrome?'

Ryan Giggs

Unicorn with a drooping horn.

"Thanks for helping me to put my costume together. I know we had no idea where to start but we did eventually put ' tu and tu' together."

Penquin with sign: All dressed-up and nowhere to go.

Sharpless and Pinkerton, Madam Butterfly

"I dunno...all these boy bands look alike to me!"

Tosca's leap

Sir Alex Ferguson breaks seven-year boycott of the BBC.

"...You'll never believe who shared a prison cell with my dad!"

'Don't bother with the whole squad,Rooney and co. will suffice.'

What're you doing?! Your contract forbids you from watching "cute baby videos" on YouTube. Cute baby videos lead to employees wanting to have cute babies of their own. Having babies leads to employees asking for raises and time off. I don

"All I'm saying is the ark would have been a lot more fun if we had brought dates."