Manchester United Superfan T-Shirts

Cristiano Ronaldo

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

Soccer Fans.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

Go Britain!

"I'm pretty sure my parents' homeowners insurance will cover it."

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

"Don’t tell Mommy, but it’s OK to use swear words during the playoffs."

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

"He can't stop digressing."

Man caught in bed with football.

Bruno Fernandes