Typo Troubleshooter Prints

Valentine's Day texting

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

Tossing computer into canyon.

Computer Expert

Torn-Off Mouse.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Well, none of the other options worked, so we installed a power cord on him -- if he starts going haywire again just unplug him and wait 30 seconds.'

Recalculating

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Tech support...can I help you!

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"