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Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Tossing computer into canyon.

Computer Expert

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Torn-Off Mouse.

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Well, none of the other options worked, so we installed a power cord on him -- if he starts going haywire again just unplug him and wait 30 seconds.'

Recalculating

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"Apparently the will was typed up wrong and UCLA got all your husband's money...and you get his brain!"

Tech support...can I help you!