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'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

'I'll try blaming it on auto correct and if that doesn't work, I'll blame you.'

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"Apparently the will was typed up wrong and UCLA got all your husband's money...and you get his brain!"

"Look, look … someone wrote unoperable."

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'How can you make so many mistakes in one report?'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'Your new book is full of mistakes: the critics will have a field day.'

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

"By the way, there is only one 'L' in 'over-qualified'."

Turkey Dinner and gravity

"In your skill set I see that you listed, 'Proofleader.'"

'What's this 'H' file?'

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

Valentine's Day texting

Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally. I've topped myself, minion. It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence; we have to simultaneously tear down the competition. Behold my masterpiece. "100 percent of those who drink Coffee King's coffee will die." Best part is it's technically true.

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

''Animals' Party', it was supposed to say 'Join the Animals' Party'!'

"A spellcheck error taught me that sex sells."

Investment Bankers. FBI. FBI Evidence. Hey, is this a typo? It says "accounts deceivable."

The Guardian Angel.

"… and this one too, doc — 'university' is definitely spelled wrong."

'I guess there was a typo on the job order. It was supposed to read 'mow the lawn, not plow the lawn.''

'I told you the waiter would remember you gave him a 2 cent tip the last time.'

The Jaye Edgar Hoover Building

Check out the tuitions on these college brochures. Let's see. $50,000 a year, plus fees?! If college professors are so bleepin' brilliant � You'd think they'd have fixed such a glaring typo! It is fixed. Against us!

'This letter is full of mistakes. Don't you read it before giving it to me?' - 'No, I thought it was confidential.'

'It's embarrassing, but on page 74, there's an accidentally-corrected misprint.'