Typo Tracker Prints

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

'I'll try blaming it on auto correct and if that doesn't work, I'll blame you.'

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"Look, look … someone wrote unoperable."

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'How can you make so many mistakes in one report?'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"By the way, there is only one 'L' in 'over-qualified'."

'Your new book is full of mistakes: the critics will have a field day.'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Turkey Dinner and gravity

"In your skill set I see that you listed, 'Proofleader.'"

'What's this 'H' file?'

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

Valentine's Day texting

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

''Animals' Party', it was supposed to say 'Join the Animals' Party'!'

The Guardian Angel.

"A spellcheck error taught me that sex sells."

"… and this one too, doc — 'university' is definitely spelled wrong."

'I told you the waiter would remember you gave him a 2 cent tip the last time.'

'I guess there was a typo on the job order. It was supposed to read 'mow the lawn, not plow the lawn.''

The Jaye Edgar Hoover Building

'It's embarrassing, but on page 74, there's an accidentally-corrected misprint.'

'This letter is full of mistakes. Don't you read it before giving it to me?' - 'No, I thought it was confidential.'

'Obviously, if you look for mistakes you'll find some!'