Typo Investigator Prints

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Someone who knows apostrophes

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'I'll try blaming it on auto correct and if that doesn't work, I'll blame you.'

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

'How many words per minute do you type?'

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Look, look … someone wrote unoperable."

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

'How can you make so many mistakes in one report?'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

'Your new book is full of mistakes: the critics will have a field day.'

'I can type 500 words per minute.'

Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"By the way, there is only one 'L' in 'over-qualified'."

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

'I typed it that way because I thought that punctuation would just slow it down.'

Turkey Dinner and gravity

'Can you Type?'

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

Penny got carpal tunnel, and had to hunt and peck.

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"In your skill set I see that you listed, 'Proofleader.'"

'What about this typist job?'

Business gothic.