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Turn off your predictive text, Brother Thomas

'It's embarrassing, but on page 74, there's an accidentally-corrected misprint.'

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

Here Lies Inventor of Autocorrect - Restaurant in Peace

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Very good and to the point.'

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

'Nice graphics.'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'How can you make so many mistakes in one report?'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

'I told you. . . H not S!'

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'Your new book is full of mistakes: the critics will have a field day.'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

School of Arts and Sciences.

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

The origins of bullet points.

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

Turkey Dinner and gravity

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

General Writing War and Peace

Bob Dylan

"Objection, your Honor! Leading the witness!"