Typo Tamer Gifts

"In your skill set I see that you listed, 'Proofleader.'"

'What's this 'H' file?'

"Hello mate, hows' things's! I havent seen you in year's?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Busy office.

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Parenting Business Deals

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

'Your new book is full of mistakes: the critics will have a field day.'

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

"Today, charges that Putin hacked Trump's tweets..."

How very Independent!

Paper Trail

"By the way, there is only one 'L' in 'over-qualified'."

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"You goo-goo, you gaa-gaa. But when push comes to shove, you whaa-whaa."

"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."

"Our driverless smart car texted me saying it went to get an oil change because I was too lazy to do it. Is there a way to disable its rudeness?"

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

Menace.