Typo Trapper Gifts

"Bob sent me a message... 'Kx fwqt nijws...' What on Earth does that mean??"

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'I'll try blaming it on auto correct and if that doesn't work, I'll blame you.'

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"Look, look … someone wrote unoperable."

'How can you make so many mistakes in one report?'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

'Your new book is full of mistakes: the critics will have a field day.'

"By the way, there is only one 'L' in 'over-qualified'."

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Bagging the Chipmunk

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

Turkey Dinner and gravity

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

"Lately, I've mainly been using selfie traps."

'What's this 'H' file?'

"In your skill set I see that you listed, 'Proofleader.'"

Animal Hats

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

Animal intelligence: 'They are clever creatures...but not that clever.'

Valentine's Day texting

The voyageur's debate over which is the most profitable trade route to use ends in a compromise.

''Animals' Party', it was supposed to say 'Join the Animals' Party'!'

'We've got bats.'

The Guardian Angel.

"A spellcheck error taught me that sex sells."

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'