Typo Detective Gifts

'Obviously, if you look for mistakes you'll find some!'

"By the way, there is only one 'L' in 'over-qualified'."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

'I'll try blaming it on auto correct and if that doesn't work, I'll blame you.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"Apparently the will was typed up wrong and UCLA got all your husband's money...and you get his brain!"

"Look, look … someone wrote unoperable."

'How can you make so many mistakes in one report?'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

'Your new book is full of mistakes: the critics will have a field day.'

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

Turkey Dinner and gravity

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

"In your skill set I see that you listed, 'Proofleader.'"

Ernie, what's a seven-letter phrase for "sadistic behavior"? Beats me.

'What's this 'H' file?'

Valentine's Day texting

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

''Animals' Party', it was supposed to say 'Join the Animals' Party'!'

"A spellcheck error taught me that sex sells."

"… and this one too, doc — 'university' is definitely spelled wrong."

Investment Bankers. FBI. FBI Evidence. Hey, is this a typo? It says "accounts deceivable."

The Guardian Angel.

'Hey, Bill. When you're done deciphering that terror threat, can you help me figure my kid's text message?'

Book surgery.

'It's embarrassing, but on page 74, there's an accidentally-corrected misprint.'

'I guess there was a typo on the job order. It was supposed to read 'mow the lawn, not plow the lawn.''

'This letter is full of mistakes. Don't you read it before giving it to me?' - 'No, I thought it was confidential.'

Check out the tuitions on these college brochures. Let's see. $50,000 a year, plus fees?! If college professors are so bleepin' brilliant � You'd think they'd have fixed such a glaring typo! It is fixed. Against us!

This is your park at your own risk.