Two-stepping Aficionado Gifts

'He's just two-stepped away from his desk for a moment.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Mr Metrosexual.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

Extra Long-jump

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

The Thinker

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

Romulus (left) and Remus

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

Men talking about dog, "My dog takes his walks pretty seriously"

'Make it a quadruple.'

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Baroque Dance Studio

Twins

"Lift those legs higher. Come on, people. Work it. Work it."

"Darn - zero steps again."

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

The apocalypse everyone has feared is finally here. Hi, I'm Theron Heir. I write Rudy Park. That's it? A scrawny guy in flip-flops and bermuda shorts, wearing a man-purse? Don't provoke him. Anything can be in that man-purse. I would think the apocalypse would be taller.

"I realize it's a good idea to park far out so you can get a good walk in. But 40 miles may be a little too far out."

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

Since I started walking my postal route I've lost weight and gotten back into shape! Return to slender!