Two-stepping Aficionado T-Shirts

'He's just two-stepped away from his desk for a moment.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Mr Metrosexual.

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

Extra Long-jump

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

The Thinker

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

Romulus (left) and Remus

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

Men talking about dog, "My dog takes his walks pretty seriously"

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

Baroque Dance Studio

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

"Darn - zero steps again."

Twins

'Make it a quadruple.'

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

"I realize it's a good idea to park far out so you can get a good walk in. But 40 miles may be a little too far out."

Moments before Neville found his meaning,