Two-stepper Gifts

'I guess that's what you would call a square dance caller collar.'

"Lift those legs higher. Come on, people. Work it. Work it."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"When did she start crawling?"

Food deliverer's baby.

'Baby's first two-step.'

One!

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

Scales

Fat man on scales.

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

Biker chopper shopper

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

Man Walking Towards His Goal.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

Biker and Cyclist.

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

The journey of life

It was time for Junior to learn to fly.

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'