Two-stepper Gifts

'I guess that's what you would call a square dance caller collar.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"When did she start crawling?"

'Baby's first two-step.'

Food deliverer's baby.

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

Fat man on scales.

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

Scales

Biker chopper shopper

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

Man Walking Towards His Goal.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

The journey of life

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

Biker and Cyclist.

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

It was time for Junior to learn to fly.

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'