Big Stepper Gifts

Aptitude tests point to a job in the wine industry for a young man with huge feet.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Secretive Weigh In.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

Fat man on scales.

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

Scales

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

Step aerobics

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

'I want you to lose 50 pounds, and then tell me how you did it.'

Bowled out.

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

'You need to go on a diet. Your spare tyres are getting spare tyres!'

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

Using balloons to weigh less.

Two weighing machines, one speaks your weight and the other lies about it.

'Dad! - Mum's cheating again!'

"Yup, that pound cake did weigh a pound."