Two-car Jugglers Pillows

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Children's Parties

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Supermom.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Medieval headlines.

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

Confused drivers

Rodins rotten juggler

"Any other skills?"

The boss and her baby

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Under 'salary desired', could you be more specific than 'obscene'?"

Working mother

'Tell me about yourself. If I stay awake, you've got the job.'

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job!

'It's not a punchline to an office joke or TV commercial, Perkins. 'You're Fired' - for real!'

'The good news is I've got a part-time job. The bad news is I started the day with a full-time job.'

'Applicant wacked out, suggest immediate promotion.'

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

"Yes, we have three children. Their names are time guzzler, career killer, and cost factor."

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

"It's hard to strike just the right balance. I didn't have enough fire in the belly for politics, but I seem to have too much for market research."

"I try to keep my coffee buzz going till the Martini buzz kicks in."

'You have to actually exercise. Jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping breakfast and juggling two jobs won't do it.'