Juggling Chauffeur Pillows

"Music lessons, gymnastics, horseback riding... your extra curriculum activities are my extra vehicular activities!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Balancing work and family

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

Juggler and Illusionist

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Hassled Mother.

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

Tennis ball girl.

Circus

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Your remote control, sire."

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'